You have 15 seconds to ruin a date. What would you do?

[RileyDean]

Happy Friday
My goal is to post a question every Friday just because
You have 15 seconds to ruin a date. What would you do?

 

[Bjordan]

Tell her I play minecraft for hours everyday

 

[69in]

Tell my date "let me call my wife before I go back to your house"

 

[Ceabed]

strike. scream. run.

 

[Yiroh]

Go into a gas station for "cigarettes" or "milk" and never come back out. (Unfortunately, this has several prerequisites to attempt...)

 

[ChunkyChaya]

tell them you play games for 15+ hrs a day

 

[Emo_Hobo]

show up

 

[Starkittycat]

Usually I just start talking, but making sure to not bring your wallet or anything to pay with works.

 

[Sammy7s7]

Fart for 15 seconds.

 

[yamway]

Show her my conjoined toes

 

[yoboh]

Start saying random quotes from The Art of War.

 

[Impales]

Start saying random quotes from The Art of War.

Ok technoblade

 

[yoboh]

Ok technoblade

Wait does Technoblade do that? I don't watch him so idk. I was making a joke about someone else who does it.

 

[Impales]

Wait does Technoblade do that? I don't watch him so idk. I was making a joke about someone else who does it.

He does all the time. Watch the potato wars

 

[Aries1012]

Throw a potato at their head.

 

[clockwise99]

"Wait I scheduled the wrong person to date tonight."

 

[MrBrumble]

I tell him I like to microwave butterflies

 

[Mr_Feet]

Just shet your pants, loudly